odd numbers: i can't even

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via this-is-mahogany)

1612th:

in like 400 years this sentence will be in old english

(via niall-wh0rean)

do you ever look at people’s urls and think who did you kill to get that

(via foreveranidiot)